Friday, November 10, 2006
The Queen's Ailment

The other night I was talking to my sister on the phone, and I could hear my 5 year old niece being an ornery little stinker in the background.  I asked to speak to her on the phone but she wouldn't, so my sister put me on speaker phone where I teased my niece.

The next morning I called and I asked my niece why she was so ornery the night before.

"Why were you being so ornery last night? You wouldn't even speak to me on the phone!"

"Because my leg hurted."

"Why was your leg hurting?"

"Because no one would tickle it."