Friday, March 24, 2006
Some Things Are Just Sick and Wrong And Stupid

I'm not a groupie of famous people--celebrities, musicians or otherwise, but sometimes I like reading the latest juicy tidbits about them.  For instance, I think Britney Spears and that albatross that hangs around her neck spouse are just skanky. The fact that he left his pregnant girlfriend, and the mother of his 2 children, to shack up with Ms Spears says a lot about their character; consequently, white-trash comes to mind. 

I am horrified, just horrified at this crap people are trying to peddle as 'art.'  It's mind-boggling, disgusting, and yeah, white-trashy to say the least. Oh that and the simple fact that the Ferderline's bundle of joy was born by caesarean section. The description of the vile hunk o' junk kills me--like "lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean’s head" and "seductively posed on all fours atop a bearskin rug with back arched, pelvis thrust upward, as she clutches the bear’s ears with ‘water-retentive’ hands."  Giving birth is seductive? Okay everyone say it with me now...ewwwwww.