Friday, March 17, 2006
Laughing And Squirming

I was reading this article in the Chicago-Sun Times online to my son. The article is about a stupid man who was smashing car windows and broke into a home. The man was upset over his girlfriend in Poland. When police arrived the man cut off his own penis and threw it at the officers (stupid just doesn't describe the situation aptly enough, but it'll do). I was telling my son that officers took the man to the hospital where surgeons reattached his penis. I remarked "They should have left it off, because the man did it to himself."  My son replies, "They should have reattached it upside-down."

I had tears rolling down my face.