Thursday, June 15, 2006
Debunked Indeed

Before we got a dog, I always thought that dog farts were a myth; an urban legend of sorts.  I had NO idea. Oh the naivety. I pause for a moment for my ruined innocence of animal flatulence.

Well tonight my dog again debunked the urban legend from my mind.  He was damn near lethal.  Toxic even.  It made my nose sting.  If he keeps it up, I'm seriously going to try giving him some Beano.  I have to do something. My future well-being and the bond between canine and (wo)man is at stake here. I'll do it for man's best friend.  I'll do it for mankind. I'll do it for Johnny.