Sunday, July 09, 2006
A Little Light Reading

I know this article is dated June 30, but that was 2 days after surgery so I'm a bit behind. 

Here's the opening paragraph--it only gets better. Go Utah-go Utah-it's your birthday-it's your birthday.

The commander of the Utah Highway Patrol's drunken driving unit has been cited for driving under the influence of alcohol after crashing his cruiser into a concrete barrier, authorities said.

This next article cracked me up. Two pot-heads were smoking a huge reefer in the drive up of a KFC. Officers eating inside the restaurant saw/smelled the cloud of smoke and went outside and arrested the tokers.

Just how bad is it to live with the elderly? Well this man couldn't take it anymore. He was on house arrest and living with his grandfather, escaped and showed up at a police station and asked them to put him in jail because he couldn't stand living with the old man anymore.  Hilarious!

And last but not least, how messed up is a person who pretends to have AIDS?  Completely fuggered in my mind.

Now that was some good reading.