Thursday, January 5, 2006
One-Winged Girl*

We had some Chinese food tonight.  I always forget what my Chinese Zodiac sign is, so while waiting for the food I read the really cool paper place mat with all the signs.  Apparently I'm a boar. I think it's just a cleverly disguised way of calling someone a pig myself.  My fortune cookie was so profound, so realistic, so blatantly STUPID I'd like to share it with you: "In the next century you may be living on the moon."

Oh and by the way, it's extremely difficult to put socks on and pull them off one-handed. In fact it's most suckful and starting to annoy me. I am impatient with all this "it takes time to heal" crap.

*When I listened to Stevie Nick's "Edge of Seventeen" I heard "just like a one winged girl" instead of "Just like a white winged dove." Some people really should learn to enunciate when they sing.