Sunday, January 29, 2006
Smack Them Lips

I called my friend Stephanie (in Georgia) yesterday. She told me that on Friday night she was the designated driver for 4 of her friends. They went to a George Jones concert. I have no clue who George Jones is.  Never mind I take that back. I just googled him and I recognize him, although I can't tell you anything he sings.  She told me how one particular woman was wasted to the point where she reached into her purse for some lip gloss, and  instead of lip gloss she pulled out a yellow highlighter marker and proceeded to coat her lips. Nice.  Steph said she eventually convinced her friend that it wasn't lip gloss she was applying. The inebriated friend tried to wipe it off. I say tried, because Steph said later on in the garish lights of the pub she could see 2 glowing yellow spots in each corner of her friend's mouth.  Mighty nice.