Tuesday, January 10, 2006
Conversations

Last night...
I guess when the doctor said it will take my shoulder three months to heal, he meant it will take 3 months to heal. Last night we were in the car with our daughter when I had some muscle spasms in my shoulder. Well it hurt like a bugger, so of course I started to laugh.  The worse it hurt the harder I laughed until during one particularly painful spasm I cried out...

"Shi-(I remembered my daughter was in the car)-oooooot"
Brad looks over at me and asks "Is that like biatch?"
We all laugh again. Another spasm.
"No, it's more like fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-nk."

Today...
-"Hey if you clean the bathroom I'll buy you a bag of paintballs.  If you clean it soon I'll buy you 2 bags of paintballs."
-"Why not buy 4 bags?"
-"Why 4 bags?"
-"It's a case."

Overheard this evening in class...
Instructor - Did you get my email concerning your finale project last semester?
Ditzy female student - No, my computer crashed and I had to get a new email.