Sunday, August 20, 2006
Sitting in Cold Shock

As providence would have it, we were sitting in church today when the young speaker (he was about 21) spoke from the pulpit on how to tell if a woman is cold.  He said if a woman is a little cold she folds her arms low on her chest.  He then informed the audience that the colder a woman is, the higher up on her chest she crosses her arms.  BLINKS.  I.  AM. NOT. KIDDING.  I sat there  silently screaming at him in my head--noooooooooooooooo! You did NOT just say that in front of 200 (give or take) people.  I think he meant it as a joke, but he obviously did not realize what he had said. 

A woman crosses her arms over her breasts/chest when she's cold to cover up the nipple action going on.  I don't remember reading that in the Bible. But it is a nice follow-up to my previous blog no?